So DC's been using Billy Mays in some of their ads and quite properly i might ad:
Billy Mays. Not Billy Mays Hayes from Major LeagueSo it got me thinking (chomping on their idea) that it would be sick to see about getting the Shamwow guy
Shamwow Vince to do a krux commericial for us. I mean his day rate's probably not more than a G or so. In my head I was thinking "Krux, they're made in Taiwan and you know the Tawainese make really good stuff..."
Then I saw this:
Watch your tongue and decided maybe it wasn't such a good idea anymore.
Pretty harsh there Vince.
It got me thinking.
For starters, how much the internet and the media can ruin a celebrity in about, oh, 1 day. Sometimes I think about how things have changed and how back in the day we (like I was there) used hide infidelities and mistakes of celebrities and now its all we seem to care about. I think I'm getting on a whole separate topic that deserves its own focus but in my opinion it doesn't seem like anyone looked down tremendously harshly on Kennedy for his affair with Marilyn Monroe and yet the whole country focused on Lewinsky's cigar-job till the end of Bill's term. I'm not saying its wrong that we scrutinize celebrities so much but for a country that is so enamored with the lives of movie stars, pro athletes and the powerful we sure do put them through the ringer. How would you feel if you made a mistake in your life (
wet spot) and it was suddenly a topic the whole world is judging you on? People who don't know you or the situation. People who most likely have their own secrets and problems they'd rather not share with anyone.
Just sayin folks, do unto others as you'd have them do to you before you knock em for a moment of weakness, a
photo with a bong, or hooking with someone
not so atttractive in the park. What would the weekly world news find on you if you mattered enough to have people constantly outside of your house or taking telescopic photos of your stomach from 1.8 miles away?
The entire world is now big brother and believe me, they're all on youtube.
Waiting for you to do something
amazing like thisTold you that it should have been its own thread. Anyway, where was I?... Oh yeah, Shamwow. Maybe I shouldn't be empathizing with the twisted but who hasn't had to punch off a Miami hooker when she bit your tongue and wouldn't let go after you tried to kiss her?
Reminds me of when I was a kid.
I went to pet my neighbor's Cocker Spaniel and that thing chomped right on my hand. I was trying to shake it off but it wouldnt let go. Like I was seriously flinging that little guy all over the place like it was a stuffed animal and it just held on. It was unreal. I had to punch it off and I remember feeling guilty while I was hitting it. He bit all the way through my hand.
I learned a lot that day. Don't reach you hand out to strange dogs. Its ok to punch the shee-ot out of any dog that does try and attack you. In fact if a dog starts chasing me or is about to attack I get this feeling of 'Bring it on bitch!' (I only call them bitch if its a female dog) and get excited about destroying them. It usually scares them away. They can smell the opposite of fear as well.
So what's the point to all this? Nothing really. Just trying to squeeze as much mainstream media clips into one blog as I can. Thank you Billy Mays, Shamwow Vince, George Michael Phelps and Mr. Perseverence at the liqour store. Without you we'd all be bored.
Lets see that liqour heist one more time. This one's the best:
amazing like this